The Fat Tire Boys Scootergoods Homepage

Your May article talks about real bikers are not to look like models in a catalog, but yet every time I see one of them he looks like one of the Chip-n-dale dancers. I also noticed one of those so called choppers came to the rodeo on a trailer. It was like a princess on a float at a homecoming parade. It was called " OLD SKOOL RODEO" not " NEW SKOOL FASHION SHOW". Real choppers are built out of blood, sweat, and alot of beer not bought. Don't get me wrong I like to look at the fancy paint, it's the only way to tell them apart. My chopper is one of a kind, you might be the Fat Tire Boys, but you should not be called Chopper Nation until you build one from nothing.

REBUTTAL
First off I’d like to say what kind of pussy writes an anonymous email likethat? If your gonna talk shit to the big boys have the balls to own up,ok? If you knew anything about me then you’d know my tire was bald going into the rodeo, I had been trying to save it for the burnout pit. After TWO good burnouts I knew it wouldn’t be road worthy, hence the trailer. It actually had large chunks gone and it was burnt down to the cords when I was done in the pit. Second, I cant understand why you old timers insist only choppers should be home built. You didn’t build the NEW bagger you probably ride Mr.“old school” why do you single out choppers?As for the personal attack on my appearance, I’m out there every weekend riding with the group and we can step out back and I can teach you some respect anytime anywhere. Just for the record I’m kinda wondering why you’d be looking at guys that way, maybe I’ll let ya ride bitch around the block on a real chopper sometime. Send your old lady over to chopper nation and we’ll send her back with a smile on her face, cuz you probably aren’t taking care of business at home.

Chopper Nation: We went to the 3rd Old School Biker Rodeo "Old School Style"!!! What a weekend Tits, Beer & Bikes,what more could Ya ask for? The Burn out pit was a huge success, alot of scooterheads left some of thier tire in the pit.From 4 wheelers to golf carts the action was non stop. There was only 2 fat tire
boys in the pit. Guess some of those choppers out ther are just for show. The bike games where a blast! Chopper Nation had alot of fun pulling them Schitthouses,which came fully equiped with with beatiful women with even prettier titties. Chopper Chip needs a lot of parctice for the Oct. 31st Rodeo,so he can try to beat me in the keg push. I kicked ass in that one, I took 2nd and did not even practice at home like some others out there. (you know who you are) What I would like to know is why was there only 3 choppers in the bike games? Guess that’s why it’s cool to be a "fat tire boy",all the women love ya and all the men hate ya! But give them bagger there props,if it was’nt for them we chopper boys would’nt have any place to carry our ole ladies t- backs. Hope you all had a blst at the 3rd rodeo and don’t forgret to come support Our Disabled Vets on Oct. 31st 2008. Lets make the next 1 even bigger! Choppers Rule and remember "SWINGARMS ARE FOR SISSIES"!!! Gorrilla Joe & Chopper Chip (The original Fat tire Boys)

May 2008
Its finally started to warm up a bit and I think we can all pack away those chaps and long johns. Gonna miss chaps though, i like the way they frame a womans ass. Still got all my fingers, no frostbite this year cuz im too stubborn to wear gloves. Just like every year we’ll be seeing a lot of new bikes and faces. Now all of us were rookies at one time or another but as scooter heads its in our blood and we started riding at an early age. I couldn’t imagine being an adult and just getting started riding. Anyway chopper nation, always being nice guys are willing to give rookies a few tips. Your new harley shirt should not have a collar, and just because your on a harley now don’t start calling everybody “bro”. If you forget to put your feet down at a stoplight make sure your really drunk first. Fringe is not a mandatory item on all your leathers and never ever order a cappuccino at a biker bar. Real bikers don’t look like the models in the catalogs ya been reading so don’t be scared. A wristpin isn’t biker jewelry and don’t put “badass” stickers on your new bell helmet. I don’t even wanna go there people. “Harley hair” isn’t a style ya get at the salon ya gotta earn it and your tattoos shouldn’t wash off. Your trailer shouldn’t have more miles on it than your bike, ride the damn thing to Daytona. “Dawg” is a term of endearment, their not talking about the yorkie ya got at home. Those penny loafers you like so much aren’t gonna hack it, get some boots and never refer to your scoot as a “toy” their not toys their our lifestyle. And finally yer gonna need saddlebags in case one of us chopper guys needs some storage space. ‘Nuf said, Chopper Chip & Gorilla Joe

March 2008
CHOPPER NATION
"Further Chronicles of the FAT TIRE BOYS"
Alright people we gotta talk about where these biker events are being held. The Chopper Nation was recently at The Dead Wood Fest and well represented I might add. The problem is dirt roads, lime rock roads, whatever you wanna call them. Dirt to a chopper guy is like a veggie burger to a fat chick.Cruising into the place I got mud hitting me in the back of the headfrom my damn near fenderless rear tire. Chopper guys were dipping lake water and pouring it over their beloved scoots in a desperate attempt to beat back the muck, it was a horrifying scene. The Brooksville Biker Rodeo is a little more chopper guy friendly as the road going in is a little shorter and the pasture is always covered in grass. What we’re gonna need from now on if these events held in the middle of nowhere is a paved lane maybe the width of a sidewalk, or topless girls waiting to wash our scoots as soon as we get there. The dresser guys can hold their wash buckets for them if they wanna look. Now that we’ve got that settled I’d like to thank J.O. for carrying my trophy home for me, I actually haven’t seen it since I tried to tie it to his sissybar. Last I heard he was dragging it down Hwy 41 behind his bike. Word is he’s trying to get a burnout pit put in for the next rodeo. I’d like to say here and now this chopper guy will definatly represent. It will also give all that testosterone flying around a place to be vented. You wanna fly across the pasture endangering everybody? Get your ass in the pit and lets see what you can do! I’d like to throw out a special chopper guy salute to Capt. Scotty for always taking care of our stomachs, when he cooks I’m usually first in line. And my buddy Ted who is now an honorary member in the fat tire club. Ride safe, Chopper Chip & Gorilla Joe

February 2008
We at chopper nation would like to take a minute off of our Favorite subject, which is anything chopper related and talk to Cage Drivers. Now we know most of ‘em don’t read biker rags but some of them do and they can talk amongst themselves to get the word out. We would like it very much if they would not run us over anymore. Now I know it seems to be a hobby for them judging by the numbers, but speaking for chopper guys and all other types of riders too its terribly inconvient getting Crushed and mangled. They seem to think being airlifted to the hospitals a joy ride. How do you cage drivers miss a fat dude on a road king? Hell I can spot one a mile away, and I damn sure wouldn’t want one denting The front end of my truck. We at chopper nation have discussed this problem and we know cage drivers are gonna run SOMETHING over so we think thempreppies on those fancy ten speeds would make great targets. Any grown man that would don a helmet that ugly and wear spandex doesn’t do chopper Guys any good anyways. They don’t go as fast as us so them little old ladies with Slow reactions can get in on the fun too. We’ll be waiting for your response, you can reach us at
www.scootergoods.com "The Fat Tire Boys"

Yes they do! Choppers look cool,and the dudes that ride them do so for that exact reason. They to think they are cool. NO FRONT FENDER, NO WINDSHIELDS, NO BAGS. The only problem is it takes 4 or 5 support bikes for each one on a ride. Hey man? Can you carry my leathers cause it’s hot and I don’t have bags. Or let’s get beer and oysters but you will have to carry them for me. They talk schitt about SWINGARMS ARE FOR SISSY’S but are the only ones to complain their ass and back are hurting everytime we stop.Hell they have even asked us to carry a T-Back they just bought for their Ole Lady, cause they just ain’t got no room. Next they will be wanting us to carry their bitches cause P-Pads don’t look cool, and they don’t want to scratch their dam fender. So from now on all the Baggers will be hauling their crap plus cheese and crackers to go with them Chopper Riders Whine. "Gunslinger"

January 2008
Chopper Nation
Happy NEW YEAR from all of us at Scootergoods and the Chopper Nation! We've seen some very cool customs during the month of December on toy runs. In a sea if dressers which all look alike to us chopper guys, Customs Stand out. They are to be evaluated, scrutinized and the owners congratulated on a fine scoot. This chopper guys could not tell the difference between a FLHR, Road King, to a FLTR Road Glide. Their rolling Barca Loungers to a chopper dude.Why don't they just slap some wheels on a lazy boy and call it a day. They've got stereos,seats large enough for an elephant,and enough trunk space to pack a months worth of clothes,lights everywhere.ice makers,TV's and all the comforts of home. Hell guys the run this months end is only 100 miles!
And don't even get us at the Chopper Nation started on windshields. You want to hide from bugs,then just keep your ASS at home. They don't taste all that bad, but sometimes they sting a little when they slam into your face at 60 mph. I especially look forward to love bug season. I usally don't have to eat lunch because I ingest enough of them when I ride. We at the chopper nation say grow some balls and buy that sleek pro street that gives you a boner. Better yet join the Chopper Nation we'll be glad to have you. "The Fat Tire Boys"

If your new to the chopper nation, having purchased or built your shiny new chariot there are a few chopper guy rules that apply to your new found lifestlye. First and most important is that helmets are a no no.They just plain look dumb and when you take them off you got helmet hair. Very uncool. P-pads and passenger seats are also no no’s If the bitch wants a ride that bad she can sit on the fender. A real biker woman wouldn’t mind anyway. She wouldunderstand and appreciate your sense of style. Your gonna have to leave allhat gear you carried around on your FLH, you cant be seen carrying anything more than a do rag. Deal with it. When it rains and everybody else is bundled up real nice in their rain gear and jackets your gonna look like a drowned rat. Hold your head high,your part of the chopper nation. Stop by the pharmacy on the way home and get some nyquil, you’ll be fine AND it’s a pretty good buzz. Chopper guys are minimalists at heart so winter is gonna be especially hard on you. No fluffy lined gloves for you my friend, how ya supposed to pick your nose at stoplights? Them winter boogers are large and nasty, when everybody else is taking off their warm sissy style gloves you’ll already be done picking and ready for that upcoming green light. The word "windshield" shall be forever banned from your vocabulary. A true chopper guy lives to feel the wind. "The Fat Tire Boys"

It really doesn’t matter what brand of chopper your on, we’re all kindred spirits, a special breed of biker nobody understands but us. The men and women of CHOPPER NATION